up
Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
Me: *reads every book i own*
Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*
Anonymous: Why do you want to be a comedian?

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

pure-hearts-stumble:

wholockian-of-cydonia:

We need some sort of signal or greeting to identify other Musers in public

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(Source: spncapsdaily)

australiansanta:

whenever an american pronounces herb as ‘urb’ it shocks me. do you say elp as well instead of help or like air instead of hair or like umour instead of humour wtf the h is there for a reason

(Source: catbushandludicrous)

(Source: hellacatspangled)

simonjpg:

*slides up to a pretty girl in a bar* *smoothly slips on a pair of flashing LED glasses* *matt bellamy voice* do you want to talk about aliens

kissthejotun:

(Source: mjwatson)

merthurshipsjohnlock:

top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
. take car
. go to mum’s
. kill phil
. grab liz
. go to the winchester
. have a nice cold pint
. and wait for all this to blow over

(Source: queermycroft)